The Great Cam Caper

Being a single/professional/homosexual in a small conservative area, it's hard to meet men. Of any kind. Even the losers are far and few between. Scratch that. There are plenty of those around here. It's just near impossible to find a fellow single/professional/homosexual with similar goals and interests.


Some people resort to porn (DVD or online), others have random hookups with skanky queens, and then there are those who enjoy a little webcam action.


*faint of heart readers need not read on*


A few weeks ago, I had finished my business and was fixing some lunch. I neglected to log out of a chat room, and came back to the PC to find an IM from a young gentleman saying "Hey! C2C? (For those not in the know...see to see or cam to cam...it's kinda only fair...i see you...you see me..etc).


I told him I was good for the day, but maybe tomorrow.


He sends me an invite to watch anyway.


*Smoke pours out my ears, my tongue drops to the floor, and my eyes bug out*


Totally hot guy...a little on the too hot for "W" scale...but very nice to look at nonetheless. Nice pecs, flat stomach, the start of a 6 pack poking through. And not so shabby from the waist down either.


Let's just say I was enticed to C2C.


Eventually he says..."show face?"


No matter how attractive or what the situation is...I hardly ever show face...just because I don't want it to show up all over the world wide web or in the local paper.


Of course, I couldn't resist.


So we showed at the same time.


DAMN! Chiseled features, beautiful eyes, a very model-type look. What is this hottie doing with me?


Side note...I know I'm not scary...but this guy was about two levels above my realm of accessibility.


After a few seconds our cams angle back lower.


We finish, add each other to the buddy list, and say our goodbyes.


Next day, I find him on....lather rinse repeat.


A few days later he says, "Ok, I have to fess up. I know who you are."


*WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!*


He says, "You don't know me, but I know some people you work with. So I can't tell you who I am. You'll just have to trust me that I will keep your secret." I was thinking oh shit!

After a few minutes of thinking, I said you are *Chris*!!!

Talk about turning the tables...he was totally floored and surprised I figured him out so quickly.

Turns out "Chris" is 'straight'. He told me "I date girls, I fuck girls, but I get fucked by guys. That's how it works."

Um yeah right. Suuuure he's str8.

Not wanting to start a war or lose a hot cam buddy, I didn't argue.

He claims he wants to 'meet up' next time he's in town visiting. I'm not so sure. I know we're not going to have coffee and a little chit chat.

At first I was totally caught up in this new found fag. Now the newness has worn off and it's like 'oh that's nice'

I actually met him a few years ago at a work Christmas party, and he beeped on my gaydar....beeped loud and proud. When I asked the Gal Pal, she was like..uh no.

Did I mention he also likes to get down on all fours and show off that way...or lean back and pull his legs up to his head???

Yeah. Str8. Whatever.

Smooches and Such...

"W"