Sarah Says, "I'm Back Bitches!"

Ok, it's Sunday...just got back from the Big City...and I need to post Sarah Says or I'll forget!

When talking about the 'threat of lesbian gangs', Sarah says "What do they do? Ride around on motorcycles hitting people over the head with power tools and jackhammers, and then stopping to help you by pulling a first aid kit out of their fanny packs and bandaging you up and building you a new home first???"

Then we discussed names for lesbian gangs, Sarah says "How about the Angry Beavers, you know, like the cartoon?"

Last year, gay cutie couple and singing sensation Jason and Demarco gave a concert at church.

After bringing up the sexy singers, Sarah says, "I'd cash in my 401K to watch them have sex."

We talked about how a lot of people we know (both gay and straight) are breaking up lately. Sarah says, "It must be some government conspiracy, like in the music at the clubs...instead of the heavy bass going 'thump, thump thump,' it's like 'dump dump dump'.

While watching scary ass drag queens...including one who does back flips and somersaults into the splits, Sarah says, "Damn, that makes even MY balls hurt."

Another performer was doing a Missy Elliot medley and Sarah says, "This must be what hell is like...this queen doing this song over and over and over."

I forgot this classic Sarah Says moment from Bangkok. It was hot. Crotch pot hot. And wet, because of all the Songkran water fun. Pal James and Sarah have some running joke about James grabbing Sarah's vaginal area to 'steal her muffins". Due to the excessive heat and water Sarah says, "Wow, I'm really making a ton of muffins today."

And that ladies and gentlemen, is the latest edition of Sarah Says! We hung out more on Sunday than Saturday, but all the material came from Saturday. We joked and talked a lot today, however, it's all inside stuff that really doesn't translate to Sarah Says.

Hope your weekend was as good as mine.

Smooches,
"W"