Gone-rrhea
By now you probably know I'm a huge TV junkie. Mostly reality shows. Like a car accident, train wreck, or Richard Simmons in a spandex onesie, you just have to look...if even for only a second or two.
I'm such a reality whore, it's a wonder I don't have a surreal STD.
Cue tonight's premiere of Big Brother 8!!!
Now I'm not sure which hottie was Dirk Mancuso. I think he's secretly blogging from inside the freakish Alice in Wonderland themed house.
However, leave it to the token gay to admit to having the clap, and that his ex boyfriend (also in the house...I guess there are two token gays now) gave it to him. He claims he was faithful, but I always say the guilty dog barks.
"Hello America...I have gonorrhea!"
What a way to introduce yourself to 12 other people and the rest of America.
This season of BB8 is going to be great...or not.
I usually watch for a bit...then phase out near the end.
Later,
"W"
3 Comments:
I have never seen this show, but I may have to check it out now. After all, it's not often you see something so entertaining as people admitting to having contracted an STD on national television, thus advertising the fact that they are about to begin a very long spell of celibacy.
I have no sense of self worth left as a result of being passed over once more for inclusion in the BB house.
If you need me, I'll off contracting syph in hopes of getting face time with the producers next year...
DAMN! I miss all the good stuff.
Are the homos hot at least?
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