You Pee Like a Girl!
Hmm...another four days without posting. Sorry kids, it's been very rainy and gloomy here all week, so I haven't been in the mood for writing.
Among my ever growing circle of friends in the Big City, we've had recent talks about potty time. After hearing a few of the guys admit to sitting down to pee, I thought I'd give it a try. Come to find out, if you're tired and don't want to stand up, it's a pretty good alternative. Or if you wake up and things need help, sitting down gives an easier angle so you don't spray everywhere.
That was one friend's main reason. "You don't have to worry about dribbling or making a mess."
Feel free to laugh or insult at will.
I also promised a story about "Stuffing Your Face to Help those Who Can't".
Don't you just love big fundraiser events that seem counter-productive? Last weekend, I attended a birthday party. The guest of honor requested no gifts, but instead a donation to a food outreach program. I'm not knocking the concept at all. I gladly gave a $25 check, but I did feel silly looking at the spread. Salmon with capers, finger sandwiches, etc etc., and an open bar. Hmm.
I'm off to the Big City again for another wonderful weekend.
Smooches,
"W"
posted by "W" @ 11:08 AM
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3 Comments:
Oh, you've made me giggle like a little school girl. I love talking about the naughty habits of boys peeing......and, of course, you'll remember my entry along the same lines:
http://spiritofsaintlewis.blogspot.com/2007/05/pee-and-psycho-doctor.html
LOL my soon-to-be-X husband sits down to pee.
I was always a bit freaked by that, frankly. It just seemed a little odd, somehow.
Explains a lot, really...
;o)
While it never occurred to me to give much thought about men who might sit...
This reminds me of my friend whose office had to go to their supervisor's home for a work session over the weekend... When he had to use to facilities, he was faced with a large mirror that went behind the sink and continued behind the toilet. He didnt' like the idea of staring at himself with his hands full. And maybe he read this blog because (in his words) he "didn't want to sit down on the job." So he turned out the lights and finished his business. Then he obsessed if his co-workers would wonder what he was doing in the dark.
This is starting to sound like an episode of _Seinfeld_. Next you'll be blogging about people who wipe from the front or back side.
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