I'm Back and So is Sarah Says

If I have anyone out there checking back in, thanks for stickin' 'round.

There hasn't been a ton of new things or old things to blog about, and I haven't been in the writing mood much lately.

So after a three week absence, I hope to be back permanently.

Saturday night, I got a chance to spend some quality time with Sarah...so you all know what that means!!!

When asked about her new job at a medical office Sarah says, "It's pretty good work, I like it, but we get crazy calls from old women asking to schedule a mam-io-gram. This one woman called and said 'my boobs are so small, do I still need to get checked out.?"

Sarah and our friend James live together now. After recapping their afternoon, Sarah says, "Oh yeah, James played Jingle Bells on my boobs today with his feet. When he got to the chorus, he used my twat as a beat box." Then they gave a live demonstration.

Sunday's church service was a combination of the early (more traditional) and the late (more contemporary). The traditional people wanted some organ music in the service, so we had a special organ prelude. The organists partner and a lot of the other stuffy church members were sitting on the pew right in front of us. When the music started, Sarah says, "What the heck is this crap? It sounds like scary circus music. Like Phantom of the Opera on crack.!" This was particularly amusing, because the stuff old queens in front of us had just remarked, " I wonder when they'll break out the snakes and tambourines for the 2nd service people.

Sarah also had another story from work. "This 29 year old guy called in embarrassed because he couldn't get and stay aroused. Sarah said to him, "Well that's no fun!" The man agreed.

Look for more posts this week, including "You Pee Like a Girl" and "Stuff Your Face To Help Those Who Can't."