I'm a druggie
A week after the big crack cocaine bust in my 'hood...I too had to find a new drug and a new supplier.
After a visit to a doctor for the first time in probably four years, I had some blood work done. The first time EVER. It was traumatic! Very scary. The actual process wasn't awful, but afterwards I got all pale and clammy and nauseous. It was a fasting test, so I had nothing on my stomach.
The good news is that I don't have 'the hiv'...as kids call it these days...but the bad news is that I have high cholesterol. The HDL bad kind was 169...Doc wants it below 100. He said a strict diet isn't good enough, so I'm on a drug now to lower it. I'm supposed to check back in a month for another fasting blood test...yay fun.
Is 29 too young to be on meds?
Here's a low cholesterol smooch to you all!
*W*
posted by "W" @ 5:42 AM
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Dear Crack Addict,
I've been on the generic version of Zocor for two years now for my cholosterol. No side effects, it's done wonders for all of my levels. Do you have history of heart disease in your family? I do. The drugs have done wonders. Pot or heroin may be easier to find in some areas, though.
Love,
Your Drug Taking Buddy
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