Happy Birthday
So today's my birthday. I'm hanging on to the 20's by a thread. Yes, I still consider myself mid to late 20's...emphasis on late.
I get this email from James, a good friend of mine...Sarah's best friend...the guy she's going to visit while I'm visiting Sean in Bangkok.
4 days!! 4 Days!! 4 Days!!! 4 DAYS! 4 DAYS!!!! 4 DAYS!!!!! 4 DAAYS!!!!! Be prepared for mishap and mayhem, confusion and conartists, boys and doi boys, tuk-tuks and taxis! This will be a trip you will never forget! Be prepared for Bangkok...the city of STDs. I'll be seeing you soon and remember...anything you don't want wet should be in a plastic bag or in your luggage, but not on your person. Don't entrust Sarah with it, as she will be drentched in the welcome as well. Enjoy your 20ish hour flight into out new Airport that is already tearing apart. Welcome to Thailand. Hope your plane doesn't fall in mid air...I hope you don't get the runs while you are here, I hope your airplane food is better than my airplane food. Tread lightly and carry a big stick, James
Well...he should know about carrying a big stick. Apparently at Christmas time, he decides to use a candy cane ring and a cock ring. According to legend, the candycane cock ring went on just fine...but uh...James broke it. And several more in the process of trying it again. Sarah claims she just woke up and there was a candycane ring surrounding a huge penis.
So there you have it. A totally tasteless birthday post.
Smooches.
"W"
3 Comments:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Wishing you candy cane land's full of happiness, cock rings, fun, and frolic. Huge loving and hugs!
Happy Birthday, Handsome!
Safe trip and be careful!
Hugs,
Dirk
Happy birthday, W! (I didn't know yours was so close to mine, lol)
Hm...candy canes and penises...two of my favorite things. So very festive, lol. Perhaps I'll suggest that to Lover next holiday season...
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