Sarah Says, "It's my birthday bitches!"

Wow. My sides still hurt from laughing at particularly awesome weekend.

I started off Saturday morning going to Body Pump at the gym. No Kevin, it's not a class you take in the back row of the locker room. More on the joys of pump later. Came home, showered, headed up to the Big City to have lunch with a producer at similar business. Nice guy, very tall, and had the longest fingers I've ever seen! No sparks really, and I wasn't looking for them either...just someone to meet and network with.

Next, I picked up Thom and we went to a mall so I could get some supplies for my trip (NEXT WEEK FYI!) I hadn't really talked much or hung out with Thom in a few months, so it was really good to get back in touch and catch up. I've blogged a bit lately how he's seemed distant, mostly because I wasn't reaching out, but it's still a two way street.

Then it was time for Sarah's Bday festivities...we watched Blades of Glory, which was very stupid funny and funny funny at the same time. I'm not a huge Will Ferrell fan, but it was classic. Jon Heder did a great job too, as well as Amy Poehler. Dinner at a diner/soda fountain followed, and then I actually went over to another friends house to spend the night. He and his boyfriend weren't going out, so I was a nice guest and didn't bar hop. It was good times sitting around chatting about this and that and catching up.

Church was pretty good too...nothing out of the ordinary there. Then a group of friends went to a great little Greek restaurant and then to a 'liberal' bookstore and walked around a trendy part of the Big City, enjoying the great but windy weather.

On to the good stuff...

While at dinner, the hot music director and the very hot reverend from church were talking, so the music man gives the rev a back rub. I lean over to Sarah and say...that's one of my fantasies, only they take each other's blouses off first.

Sarah says, "Wow, I think I just creamed my panties!" I reply, "Me too!"

I'm trying to get swimsuit ready for Thailand, so at dinner I ordered a salad. I noticed on the menu it says we chop and toss your salad individually. Of course I had ranch dressing on the side, just for Sarah. Sarah says, "well if they're going to do it individually, they need to have cut outs in the bottom of our seats!"

At the liberal book store, Sarah plops down in the gay erotica section. Like a kid in a candy store, she carefully examines each cover, spine, and back to figure out what's best. After deciding on a novel called, "One Night Stand", Sarah says, "Wow, nothing's better than drugs, hustlers, and hot anonymous sex."

On the walk back from the bookstore, we notice a couple of people in motorized wheelchairs. The lady has one of those bumper stickers that say "Marriage = and a picture of a man and a woman." Sarah yells from across the street, "Hey you handicapped homophobes, you might as well get a sticker that says this wheelchair doesn't brake for fags!"

At that point, I nearly wet myself.

Of course Sarah said a ton more funny stuff, but I can't remember it all. She's too good. I think i'm going to take a tape recorder with me to Thailand just to save every last comment.

Hope your week gets off to a great start.

Smooches and a Big Hug!

"W"