My Lie and the Weekend
Ok...ok....so my faithful readers know me better than I think.
#3 was the lie...I was not a guest emcee, but gal pal and her mother and I were all witness to a wet briefs contest gone bad. The guy claimed he was 'str8' and just wanted the money...but no straight guy drops his wet underwear and shakes his money maker and his other maker around in front of a bunch of gay men and lesbians.
Weekend was uber fab....yes yes...I know...a 4.5 hour trip home to see the folks and my sister actually was pain free...until the end. I was at my grandpa's bday celebration.
My moron of a redneck cousin had to open his mouth talking about the 'gay agenda'. I asked him exactly what IS the gay agenda, and he had no reply. What an ass clown! So my sister got up and said time to go. I agreed and we left. As my relatives were starting their gay bashing, my sister had the presence of mind to say enough and I was very proud. Yes, I should have stayed and stood my ground, but I just didn't have the patience to bother with it all. Plus it really was time to go. I had another 3.5 hours to drive.
I called Mom once I got home to tell her thanks for the great weekend. She said "I noticed you and Em left when Robbie went off on his little tirade," and I replied, "Yeah he wouldn't know gay if it was sitting across the room from him." Then I said "well it was time to go anyway". It was.
So I'm home...gearing up for an "A" Gay party next weekend with some of the Big City's richest and queerest...I feel special getting an invite.
Later!
"W"
posted by "W" @ 7:32 PM
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4 Comments:
Oh my god, I would have killed the RNC (red neck cousin). I have no patience for that crap. Must be something with sisters....mine would have stood up for me, and still does, anytime or place. I love that: "So what is the gay agenda" and there is no answer.....the blathering of the low-life. Glad the cool gathering is coming up next weekend. I'm off to Orlando tonight to have dinner with the uber-cool-Orlando-bloggies!
An "A" gay party invite...
Our little blogger is growing up.
***sniff sniff***
Have fun, handsome!
So was it award-worthy?
And I don't know, if it's big enough, I think guys who are comfortable with themselves will show it off to anyone.
The gay agenda? You've gotta be kidding me.
What an asshat.
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