Sarah Says

After a three week (or more) hiatus...we have the much anticipated return of Sarah Says.

At church Sunday while scoping out two new very hot guys, Sarah says, "Wow. I have a boner the size of Texas."

Outside with Sarah on a smoke break, several different cats run up and down the street, Sarah says, "Fuck, these feral cats are going to take over the "Big City".

At church Sunday while listening to the minister talk about boxes, Sarah says, "I like boxes." She later passes a note that says. "I don't want to think about Rev. Carol's box."

At a stop on the progressive dinner Saturday night after spending most of the evening drooling over a totally hot new comer, Sarah says from across the room, but plenty loudly, "'W', do you think if we stare long enough, Robert will realize we're cruising him?" My face turned as red as her hair.

While swapping favorite church stories, Sarah says, "One time someone gave me a small vibrator that goes on a key ring, so I put it on the pew in front of me and surprised people when they'd sit down."

Unfortunately Sarah said about a hundred and twenty nine more hilarious things, but I don't remember them.

During a centering song at church today, the cute but flamboyant choir director says..."i'm getting choked up...I hope I don't cry." Then he does get choked up, starts crying, and says I need a tissue." Laughter erupts and then "W" leans to Sarah and says, "Could this church get any gayer?"

Highlights from the weekend to come later!

"W"