Grand Theft Thursday

So I'm stealing post ideas from some of my favorite bloggers for today's entry.

Starting with MQB's Name Game.

YOUR REAL NAME: "W"

YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 4 letters + izzle): Wuh-sizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color + fave animal): Blue Dog

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name + childhood street): Wallace Lincoln Farm

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (last 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name + first 3 letters of Mom’s maiden name): leywepea

YOUR SUPER HERO NAME (2nd fave color + fave drink): Chocolate Margarita

YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name + 3rd letter of your last name + any letter of your middle name + 2nd letter of your Mom’s maiden name + 3rd letter of your Dad’s middle name + 1st letter of a sibling’s first name + last letter of your Mom’s middle name): Eileley

OUR WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME (Grandma/Grandpa’s first name + Jones): Audra Jones

YOUR GOTH NAME (Black + name of one of your pets): Black Speck

YOUR AMERICAN IDOL NAME (fav car and sea food): Jaguar No Fish

NAME OF YOUR DREAM BAND (name of computer + printer): Dell (no printer!)

MOVIE STAR NAME (sibling’s middle name + mother-in-law’s maiden name): Hope ?????

YOUR ALTER EGO NAME (name of one your childhood pets + popular brand of clothes when you were young): Whoobie Guess

YOUR LAWYER NAME (fav actor’s last name + fav hard liquor): Mcconaughey Rum

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Four Truths and a Lie Courtesy (dirk, persian, and most recently Kevin)

1. I was within 100 feet of a derailed train leaking toxic chemicals. My photographer and I snuck into a small town via a side country road and stumbled upon a major train wreck to get video of a disaster that forced an 5 mile evacuation for a week.

2. In high school I made colorguard flags out of old material from Mom's sewing supplies and hot glued them to old broom and mop poles.

3. At a local gay bar, I was a guest emcee for a wet briefs contest. One guy wanted to win so badly, he 'made' his wet briefs slide off and gave everyone a show.

4. When I was a small child, a bull got loose and charged my grandfather, uncle, and my dad (who was holding me at the time)...my dad pitched me over into an empty stall in the barn to protect me. My grandfather and uncle got seriously hurt. I claim the bump on my head back then explains everything now.

5. On a college trip to Paris, I snuck into the French National Tennis Center (Roland Garros) to take pictures. I have a photo of me all the way courtside at one of the biggest tennis stadiums in the world. I also swiped an old tennis ball on the way out. I have more photos from Roland Garros than I do of all my other Paris sightseeing stops.

Hmm...I didn't steal anything from Lewis...so I'll just swipe a smooch on the cheek for now and figure out something later ;-)

*Smooches*
"W"