Sarah Says

Last week, I blogged about Sarah. A wonderful, intelligent little spit fire. I'm going to have to start recording what she says, because it's so hilarious.

So without further ado...."W" and Days of our Sordid Lives Productions present "Sarah Says"

"I wish I had a penis so I could jack off. Jacking off in the shower would be so hot. I'd jack off all the time!"

"That guy is so hot, I just came in my panties."

When asked who sang "Does He Love You..." with Reba McEntire, Sarah says, "How the hell should I know? Does it look like I don't have good taste?"

"I don't have nearly as many piercings as I used to. I used to have my nipples pierced, but they'd get too cold. Oh, and I had my hood pierced too!"



(Editor's note: A hood is also known to some people as a c!I+ )



Perhaps the best of the weekend (as if you can top any of the previous Sarah says)...

There was a similar picture of this bird up on the monitor screens at church...as a beautiful trio sang "His Eye is on the Sparrow."

Sarah leans over and says, "That's not a sparrow, that's a finch!" And when they'd get to the part of 'his eye is on the sparrow...she'd say no, finch."

Ah...fun times. Look for more Sarah Says segments after my next trip to the Big City for Mardi Gras in a few weeks.

Adios!