Weekend Update

Howdy!

I can't believe the weekend is already over, but alas it's 9:59.

Here's how I spent my past two days.

Friday night...came home from work exhausted.
Saturday...slept in, thanks to all the non-stop rain.
Cancelled lunch date with (yikes, I can't think of a fake name)...with a guy I've been talking to for a month...we had bad weather and I didn't want to drive two hours to see him, he offered to come down, I told him no I didn't want him to die in a tornado. (note to self, come up with fake name for this guy.)


*crickets chirping*

Things picked up Saturday evening.
Called Gal Pal.
Replied to email from Sean.
Strongly hinted to Sean I have strong feelings for Sean.
Had dinner with 'the guys', my pals Ramon and Terry.
Ate some yummy carrot cake.
Came home, changed clothes to go out with Gal Pal and another friend.
Drank two delicious Wedding Cake Martinis.
Yelled at yippy bitches shrieking too loudly.
Felt old for yelling at yippy shrieking bitches.
Felt old for eyeing young college studs.
Almost got tricked into going to a bar I don't care for with Gal Pal and other friend.
Came home, went to bed.

Sunday...
Went to church.
No, the walls did not fall in.
Sat behind young twinkish college guy.
Tried not to stare too much at his perfect bubble butt when standing and singing hymns to praise Jesus.
Watched a quick short with the message "If you haven't failed, you haven't lived."
Got irritated that it hit home and stung.
Came home, put shower curtain liner up to replace the old one.
Wondered why I had the liner for three weeks before replacing the old one.
Did three loads of laundry.
Went to the tanning bed.
Burned a lil from staying in too long.
Went to gym and did the stair master for 30 minutes.
Came home and showered.
Read up on Kevin/Six Shooter's archives.
Lusted after Kevin.
Got my hair highlighted (read: cover gray) and eyebrows waxed by "Terry".
Went to grocery.
Made soft shell tacos and green beans for dinner.
Got a call from Thad while making tacos.
Declined to meet Thad for drinks.
Put fresh sheets on the bed (something I do every Sunday night, for a fresh start to the week.)
Added some Cool Blog Buds to the blog sidebar (all by myself).
Replied to Email from Mr. MIA Dirk Mancuso (if you can stop blogging, I can figure out how to add stuff by myself...just kidding sweetie I still luv you).

Hope your weekend was all you wanted it to be.

Smooches.