Dog Days of Summer
It's hot, it's sticky, and not in a good way. Ok ok, so it's August, it's supposed to be hot and humid, and I don't need some cheesy newsperson to fry an egg on the sidewalk or stand in front of a bank clock showing it's 105 degrees.
However, this post isn't just me complaining about the Dog Days of Summer. Last night at work, someone brought in their puppy. Not just for a few minutes, but for three frickin' hours! Don't get me wrong, I like animals (except fish), and I really like dogs. Trust me, I'm a dog person, not a cat or fish kinda guy.
However, this post isn't just me complaining about the Dog Days of Summer. Last night at work, someone brought in their puppy. Not just for a few minutes, but for three frickin' hours! Don't get me wrong, I like animals (except fish), and I really like dogs. Trust me, I'm a dog person, not a cat or fish kinda guy.
*Cue rimshot and laugh track*
So this coworker brought in her puppy, because she claimed he'd been home all day by himself and needed to be around people. HELLO! It's a dog, not something that needs constant attention, like a souffle, a new born, or Chilltown from Big Brother All Starz. Color me confused, I'm just not sure why a dog can't stay at home. It's a workplace for crying out loud. Granted, we're pretty laid back, but still. Unless you work in a vets office, a pet store, or a taxidermy, there's really no need to bring along a yippy little dog. People who think their pets are human need to get lives. I understand completely about the companionship factor, there's a fine line. Don't get me started on people who let their pets kiss and lick their mouth. Ew.
Speaking of Big Brother All Starz...it's pretty disappointing. No one from Season Six deserves to win. Ok, ok, Kaysar could win, because he's all kinds of hot. He's Grade A, prime cut, Iraqi beef. Even with a shaved head. The Season Six kiddos are clueless. Take out the next biggest alliance (Chilltown, Will, Boogie, and maybe Danielle), then pick off everyone else. HELLO! It ain't rocket science. Plus, Dr. Will already won once, why let him stick around any longer. The man needs to spend a little time out in the sun, get a haircut, and get a spine.
Oh, and it's time to give a big shout out to Mr. Dirk Mancuso *cue sultry sax riff*, for checking out my blog. Smooches and unshameless plug. Check him out! Thanks for the inspiration.
http://dirkmancuso.blogspot.com/
So this coworker brought in her puppy, because she claimed he'd been home all day by himself and needed to be around people. HELLO! It's a dog, not something that needs constant attention, like a souffle, a new born, or Chilltown from Big Brother All Starz. Color me confused, I'm just not sure why a dog can't stay at home. It's a workplace for crying out loud. Granted, we're pretty laid back, but still. Unless you work in a vets office, a pet store, or a taxidermy, there's really no need to bring along a yippy little dog. People who think their pets are human need to get lives. I understand completely about the companionship factor, there's a fine line. Don't get me started on people who let their pets kiss and lick their mouth. Ew.
Speaking of Big Brother All Starz...it's pretty disappointing. No one from Season Six deserves to win. Ok, ok, Kaysar could win, because he's all kinds of hot. He's Grade A, prime cut, Iraqi beef. Even with a shaved head. The Season Six kiddos are clueless. Take out the next biggest alliance (Chilltown, Will, Boogie, and maybe Danielle), then pick off everyone else. HELLO! It ain't rocket science. Plus, Dr. Will already won once, why let him stick around any longer. The man needs to spend a little time out in the sun, get a haircut, and get a spine.
Oh, and it's time to give a big shout out to Mr. Dirk Mancuso *cue sultry sax riff*, for checking out my blog. Smooches and unshameless plug. Check him out! Thanks for the inspiration.
http://dirkmancuso.blogspot.com/
And all the white folks shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
I'll have mine in martini glasses
Cause I can't take it anymore
Lyric of the Day "Members Only" - Sheryl Crow
posted by "W" @ 7:22 AM
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Kaysar may hold the record for most number of evictions, but it is beginning to look like Janelle could walk away with this thing...she is damn near unstoppable.
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