First Time...Or CJ & The Tranny

Ok. Wow. This is pretty exciting and scary. First time posting. Whew.

So the other day, my friend CJ happened to be in court and tells me she thinks she saw a tranny. Now keep in mind, CJ is super-intelligent, but when it comes to her gaydar or in this case, tranny-dar, well she's about as accurate as Miss Cleo. Come to think of it, CJ kinda looks like Miss Cleo's niece or something. Anyhoo, I asked CJ to describe said tranny. She replies, "Well he had on false eyelashes, a sparkly top, capri pants, painted toenails, oh and a moustache!" I was thinking she desribed any woman over 60 at my family reunion, but that's another story.

Ok. Gonna make this first one short and sweet, because I have no clue if this will work or not.

Lyric of the Day

So you think you're the bomb, yeah well so did I,

Say you don't want it, you say you don't want it,

but you don't really mean it.

Tori Amos - "Spark"