Monday, February 25, 2008

Vocabulary Lesson


In the last year or so, Oprah introduced some of us to the term Vah JJ...as in vagina. Not that I want to hear the big O talking about her woman parts, but it's an h-i-larious term.


This weekend, I learned a twist on the O word. If mangina is the male equivalent to vagina, then certainly mah J J is equal to vah JJ.


I can already tell my friend Dean (of Bangkok fame) is having a conniption fit that I'm talking about hoo-hah's. Not really, but it reminded me of an email I got after blogging about Lindsay Lohan's hoohah a year ago.


Speaking of hoo-hah's...it's also a term used by some at church for the praise and worship team...hoo-hah singer's....not in reference to genitals...but in like it's a big deal. My coffee shop owner friend also calls them the hootenanny singers.


On with the vocab lesson...


shut 'er down - Verb - meaning to shut up...it's the gay equivalent to that Cable Guy 'comic'... to be said like git 'er done.


I peed a little - Verbage - as in "I was so scared by that drag queen, I peed a little." or "I can't believe I bought that shirt for $228, when I bought it I peed a little."


janky - adjective - Did you see that wrestling outfit Ricky made a few weeks ago on Project Runway. It looked kinda janky.


Enjoy!

3 Comments:

At 5:29 PM, Blogger A Lewis said...

Just yesterday, someone told me that the new buzz word about town is FIERCE. I'm going to be using it as much as I can.

 
At 5:29 PM, Blogger A Lewis said...

Just yesterday, someone told me that the new buzz word about town is FIERCE. I'm going to be using it as much as I can.

 
At 6:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the record, there is a difference between an academic discussion about Oprah's vocabulary and a graphic description of Ms. Lohan's anatomy on your face. The only thing close to a fit would be my reaction that you (mistakenly) consider the two might be comparable.

 

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